The internet has been buzzing about the Starbucks Bear Cup — and honestly, we can see why. It’s adorable, it’s collectible, and it makes every iced coffee look 10x more aesthetic.

But here’s a thought (and yes, this is 100% a joke… mostly):
What if Starbucks made a Dog Cup next?

Picture this: your cold brew sitting in a dog-shaped cup. Maybe it’s a French Bulldog with tiny pointy ears, or a Golden Retriever with a happy grin and floppy lids. A green beanie, a striped straw — and suddenly your caffeine fix just turned into a viral moment.

Sure, it’s a funny idea — but also, how great would that be? Dog parents everywhere would lose it. Let’s face it, we already order pup cups, buy dog sweaters, and throw birthday parties for our four-legged kids. A Dog Cup just feels like the next logical (and adorable) step in human-canine bonding.

So while we’re joking (kind of), we’re also manifesting. Because coffee tastes better when it’s shared with a good dog — and if it came in a pup-shaped cup? Well, that would just be the ultimate treat.